Mole Patrol Science Division: Working to get 12 grams of Carbon-12
When a mole plays online with friends, they use moletiplayer.
Mole Patrol Golf Division: Trying to get a Mole in One
What's a mole's favourite element? Moleybdenum!
What's a mole's favourite genre of music? Rock n' Mole!
What's a mole's favourite song? Mole Lotta Love!
What's a mole's favourite dip? Guaca-mole!
Where can a mole win a medal in tunnelling? The Molympics!
Mole Patrol Construction Division: Making Mountains out of Molehills
Mole Patrol: Puns